Tuesday, March 14, 2023

If we used acronyms in real life

hi 😭😭 this is ananya vasu.. i won’t delete this blog bc nostalgia and also my family’s comments are cute but pls don’t acknowledge any of this if you ever google my name and this comes up. i’m only posting this now because i finally made it public again after like 9??? years. i took a look at my drafts and realized i had one not published from november 2013 🥺 this is what the dated paragraph looks like

“do you know what acronyms are?  That was a dumb question, you probably know I'm going to answer if for you. You can use them on the internet, or use it like a shortcut on texting. But lately, it's kind of sort of going out of control. I was hanging out with my friends (yes, hang, we are "too old" to say play), and we were talking, and then Evan brings up the subject of acronyms. And I don't have any thing against LOL or OMG, but like there is GTG (got to go) and BRB (be right back)”

i haven’t talked to evan since i was like 11 but whatever. i’m actually pretty sure only 2 people will read this but i’m writing this for my sake/little ananya. i don’t really view little ananya as the same human being that i am, like not even in an emotional sense but when i read this blog i keep envisioning i’m reading a cousin write this, and then i see something so disgustingly american i come to my senses and realize that the Ananya Vasu that tried her best to use proper grammar  even though she was in 3rd grade is actually the same ananya vasu that makes typos in every sentence she writes simply bc it’s easier or funnier and refuses to use capital letters!

i wish little Ananya Vasu knew her blog would form her love of writing and i wish she knew 19 year old ananya vasu was a journalism major (and pre med!). i wonder if little Ananya Vasu even knew what journalism meant

i wish little Ananya Vasu knew she wouldn’t be friends with most of the people mentioned on here but i also wish she knew some of them stuck around :)

the good/important things little ananya vasu didn’t know what was coming:

-nov 2013: this is tmi so sorry in advance but also my mom and whoever cares enough to google my name will be the only ppl who read this but 😭 you literally get your period like the day you wrote that draft about acronyms like girl maybe that’s why you stopped writing bc you were in PAIN
dec 2013: ur ten!!! 
march 2014: you start playing tennis
-may 2014: you quit doing ballet recitals to focus on piano
-august 2014: baby achyut is born :). also aarushi??? some reason her head was shaven again and this time you don’t have a meltdown. also first year you don’t sob on the plane ride back to the us. you start middle school!
-sept 2014: you actually become friends with some of your best friends to this day
-dec 2015: you get new glasses 
-march 2015: … look. this isn’t good but you need to know zayn leaves one direction which leads to them splitting up but niall is still your fave till this day so it’s okay
-april 2015: first bharatnatyam recital :)
-may 2015: i think manasa, who’s your mom’s cousin moves to topeka around this time 
-june 2015: achyut is actually the scariest baby on the planet it’s true 
-july 2015: i think we go to punjab ?? or maybe that was 2016. aarushi is perfect
-august 2015: you learn what feminism is from tumblr and then you never get a new personality trait. you also have the english teacher who is actually just god in disguise i think 
-september 2015: the guy from home alone 2 is running for president and suddenly your dad knows everything about politics and has to educate you on why this is a very bad thing 
-november 2015: you go to heifer which changes your life
-december 2015: your friends have a surprise birthday party for you
-january 2016: you write the funniest thing you’ll ever write which is the masterpiece that is paul blart school cop 
-feb 2016: you love bernie sanders 
-july 2016: not only is achyut the scariest baby on the planet but now he can walk which is even scarier. as always aarushi is perfect 
-oct 2016: you get reallllly into the internet.. like really into the internet which is actually awful at the time but now you know a lot of obscure references that no one gets
-nov 2016: you go to florida for five days without access to the internet and you find out who won the election through a magazine cover you saw at the airport. i’m sure this will have no negative effects on the country you love so much!
-dec 2016: officially a teen :)
-jan 2017: you get to speak at the topeka’s women’s march with sho!! ignore the fact that we only have a women’s march bc the guy from home alone 2 won the presidency
-feb 2017: zoo council.. i’ve blocked out most of this but actually it was a very rewarding experience for you and i’m sure there was no drama whatsoever. you also get your first phone!
april 2017: you get your first computer, which you still have to this day (please get me a new computer pls please please it’s so slow please)
-may 2017: you graduate middle school!
-july 2017: achyut is now not only a scary baby who can walk he’s now a smart scary baby who can walk and talk. as always aarushi is perfect. you get your eyebrows threaded for the first time and this is literally the most you will do to alter your appearance until you are literally a junior in high school
-august 2017: high school starts
-nov 2017: you become friends with someone who will become very important in your life and i’m hoping that person never finds this bc we aren’t really friends anymore and i don’t want to inflate your ego anymore
-april 2018: learner’s permit!!!
-may 2018: you get contacts but don’t wear them too often. yet
-june 2018: achyut is less scary as always aarushi is perfect. 
-july 2018: driving school!!!
-august 2018: sophomore year starts
-sept 2018: you become friends with two of your best friends to this day :)
-dec 2018: lol iykyk actually kinda awful but it’s really funny so don’t worry 
-may 2019: end of sophomore year. you go to north carolina
-june 2019: i think aarushi breaks her arm which isn’t funny or important or good actually…
-july 2019: aj gang!! (it doesn’t last but that’s okay)
-august 2019: you start wearing your contacts everyday
-sept 2019: you get a car and you name her shonda the honda and you love her so much i love u shonda mwah mwah mwah
dec 2019: you go to texas and see manasa and her son abhi
feb 2020: the chiefs win the superbowl!!!! who would’ve thought they could be good enough to even win a game lol. you go to north carolina again
-march 2020: i can’t think of anything that happened in march 2020 surely nothing important happened in 2020. you went to madison wisconsin and chicago for spring break and surely no one was wearing masks and surely you will see everyone immediately after spring break
-may 2020: you start zooming (it’s literally just skype tbh) with your cousins every week. end of junior year 
-aug 2020: start of senior year
-sept 2020: you start working on college applications 
-march 2021: you meet one of your best friends
-april 2021: prom!!
-may 2021: you’re going to KU to the surprise of probably everyone in your life. also graduation!!
-june 2021: you go to houston again! you also get your first retail job
-july 2021: you meet one of your best friends
-august 2021: freshman year of college starts. 
-sept 2021: you start writing for hercampus
-dec 2021: you’re an adult!
-jan 2022: you rush phide (none of those words will make sense to you until sept 2021)
-feb 2022: you decide to double major in journalism and biochem
april 2022: KU wins the national championship!! 
-may 2022: end of freshman year
-june 2022: you go to india for the first time in 3 years
-july 2022: ur vice president of hercampus ahhh and you start working at the ku bookstore (you will end up quitting but whatever)
-august 2022: you become really close to the people you became friends with last year. you go to ohio. your dad thinks you wear too much makeup (he’s right). you move into your first apartment. your sophomore year starts!
-october 2022: you go to your first ku football game as a student (we lost)
-feb 2023: the chiefs win the super bowl AGAIN and you go to your first ku basketball game as a student (we won)
-march 2023: you find an old blog of yours :)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

10 things you probably never heard of. Source Buzzfeed and vsauce

How many do you know?
10.Lobsters can't die of old age or diseases. Some thing has to kill them in order for them to die.
9. The poem never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
8. Every 5 years, all our cells our replaced. So technically you weren't the same person when you were 5.
7. When you yawn and stretch at the same time, it is called pandiculation.
6. Lobsters' blood is blue.
5. We don't actually need two nostrils, but it is useful.
4. Trypophobia is the fear of holes. And a lot of people have it. You probably have it too, but not severely.
3. Hippos milk is purple.
2. Popping your knuckles doesn't actually cause arthritis. In fact, several studies have disapproved this.
1. Our brain has the ability to store whatever we see, smell, hear or taste in our brain, the problem is recalling. Hopefully you will be able to recall all of these facts.
If you knew more than 5, you are super smart.
If you knew more than 3 you are awesome. 
If you knew less than 3, you know now.
BYE

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Things I don't like

I am in India right now! And Sunny is behind me watching me so...

Anyways, I have told you peeps about things I like...
and I need to tell you some things I DON'T LIKE.

So I will now start.

10. I don't like it when I deflect a bomb in Fruit Ninja and doesn't know what it means. (Seriously, I need to know if it is good or bad)

9. I don't like it when I see a fly on me and I shoo it, but the fly doesn't move.

8. I don't like it when my foot is numb.

7. I don't like it when I'm all cozy in bed, and then I forget to do something.

6. I don't like it when I have food in my mouth and then I sneeze.

5. I don't like it when I'm about to sneeze but it doesn't come out, and it leaves me with a weird face.

4. I don't like it when someone is about to say something, but says "never mind"

3. I don't like it when I work on something but then leave it home.

2. I don't like it when someone says "you have grown taller" because that is pretty obvious.

1. I ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY DON'T LIKE ................
                                         TRUCKS!

So yeah.

BYE

Sunday, June 16, 2013

What parents don't know about kids.

Okay, so by the title you know what is up. 
So I'm not even going to explain about the title.

                    And thus I present
 10 things that
 PARENTS DON'T KNOW ABOUT KIDS
And most parents would say,"well, we were kids so I think I know about kids"
Wrong again, parents! This is the 21st century. Technology got in the way of us.
Anyways, here you go. (note I just have number 10 quality)

10. when kids are on their computer or their phone and you call them and then they rush through the conversation, they probably never heard a word you just said.

9.  If a kid asks their parents if they are in trouble, they probably did something really bad that no one figured out.

8. If a kid suddenly starts being super nice to you when you say the word "grade" they probably got really bad grades or scores.

7. When a kid tells you something about a test problem, and then the next day tells you something totally different of the problem, they either cheated, or let someone cheat of their test.

6. when a kid says "I'll show you" they usually mean that they realize you are right and doesn't want to admit it. (note: ask if you can see the proof, and then they will admit they are wrong.

5. when a kid says "what" to a question you ask they have no idea what the answer is.

4. If a kid becomes silent when something bad happens to them, they are usually plotting something.

3. If you ask a kid "how are you" and they answer in 5 seconds or more (and they say good) they aren't feeling that good.

2. If they are watching a video and when you come in they stop it all of a sudden, they are watching stuff that they should not see.

1. If they stall, you just ground them. Just do it. (wow I just copied NIKE ®)

              That is my father's day gift to all the fathers.

Bye!
  

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Will, my bud, my pal, my grade.

                                                
So, how long has it been? And if you are wondering about the title please don't ask, I will explain. You see, I have to do a report on William Shakespeare. If I write about him, he is like my bud because I know a lot about him. And if I write about him, I get a good grade!

List of plays written by him:
(Not in order)

The Taming of the Shrew.
Romeo and Juliet
Hamlet
The two gentlemen of Verona
Henry I, Henry II, Henry III, and Henry IV
King Richard III
The Tempest
 Julius Caesar
King Lear
Macbeth
The Merry Wives of Windsor
The Merchant of Venice
A Midsummer Night's Dream
There are 19 plays that nobody knew on the Internet so these are just the 16 I researched
This is the boringest post I ever posted so I am making it fun.

                                Bad Jokes With
                          ANANYA
Knock knock
Who's there
Hi
Hi who
I have no idea


Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo hoo
wait, I messed up.

Knock Knock
Who's there
Lettuce
Lettuce who
Let us stop with the bad jokes
(Lettuce)




Friday, November 2, 2012

Ram

It has been a while since I came here! Like 5 months!  We all know that I'm in 4th grade. In case you were wondering why the title says Ram, well I went to the mountains last week and I found a hurt ram.






























Did you actually believe that? I'm in a play! I'm Kaikei and Surpanakha. There is a kid in my school ( a fifth grader) named Jay that is Ram. Try to guess his last name. And then Arushi (do you remember her?) is Sita and her brother Mohit is Ravin. Jay's sister Mira is the narrator. Arushi's 15th cousin, Nikhil is Hanuman. And then my computer teacher (Mrs.Tripathi) son, Sachin is Laxman. And last and least Nibi (Ammama has met him) who is Dasharat and Vibishan.


Saturday, June 9, 2012

Gasp, kid dectives: part 4

                     Whodunit part 4
RC or SC (stormcloud, RC stands for raincloud) is framing Sho as RC and Gabby for SC! But the really weird thing is why just our class? Nathan and I realized it was somebody older than us. At my school, nobody younger goes against somebody older. But it could always be a person in our class. Also, this happened after family night. So someone's sibling could have started it and the other sibling carried it on. Another mystery! GASP! Wait a minute, I thought of something: if you cross off r and c you will get JX that sounds like Jack! Maybe it's someone named Jack! But who does IC sounds like?
DUN DUN DU.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!